Animal Waste Removal and other Services

BOWSER'S BOMB BANISHERS

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OUR SERVICES

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"Sgt. Bowser"

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It's as simple as this... My Poopie Patrol TM will come to your home and pick up all the bombs and landmines littering your lawn, kennel, any place there's a bomb, We're a' banishing!

Your family's safety is our highest priority: We properly clean and disinfect all equipment with a veterinarian recommended, parvo killing disinfectant before entering your property.

And unlike our inferior competitor, we remove the poop from your premises at no extra charge. They bag it and leave it in your garbage cans to decompose and stink up your trash!

In order to keep our service seamless to you, payment can be made by Visa, Mastercard, Check Card or PayPal by logging on to our website and clicking on the PayPal link. This service is free to you and completely secure through PayPal. We also accept checks by mail. We bill you monthly so you never have to worry about meeting anyone. And, there are no contracts needed, We keep our customers by providing the best Poopie Patrol TM service on Earth!

The table below will help you find the price for POOPIE PATROL TM service at your home.

Sgt. Bowsers'
Poopie Patrol TM Service Rates
Seniors 60+ assistance dogs and police dogs deduct 10% off regular prices

NO. OF DOGS

CLEANING FREQUENCY

PRICE PER VISIT

One Dog

1x a week
2x a week
3x a week

$10.00
$8.00
$6.00

Two Dogs

1x a week
2x a week
3x a week

$14.00
$10.00
$8.00

Three Dogs

1x a week
2x a week
3x a week

$16.00
$12.00
$10.00

Four Dogs

1x a week
2x a week
3x a week

$17.00
$14.00
$12.00

Five Dogs

1x a week
2x a week
3x a week

$20.00
$18.00
$16.00

CONDO OR APT. PRICES.**

One dog

1x a week
2x a week
3x a week

$8.00
$6.00
$5.00

Two dogs

1x a week
2x a week
3x a week

$10.00
$8.00
$7.00

Vacation Notification

Thanks!

When you are planning a vacation, please notify Sgt. Bowser by telephone 860-983-7641 at least 2 weeks in advance to ensure proper credit.

*All prices are plus 6% CT state sales tax.

*Prices are based on properties of 1/3 acre or less.

**Condo/Apt. prices are based on area 25'x25' or less.
(Call if you have more than 2 dogs for a quote)

There may be additional fees for oversized yards.

One Time cleaning for regular customers is $1.00 per minute.

One Time Only cleaning is done at the rate of: $20.00 to start + $1.00 per minute.

Some rare situations could result in a higher price than listed such as driving distance. Your Pooper Trooper will let you know before starting work if this is the case.

We do not service less than once per week
because it defeats the purpose of our business:
Keeping your yard clean so pets and family members
don't bring poop and harmful bacteria into your home.

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How many times have you run out of food for your best pals? It's happened to all of us in these busy times. You hate lifting those huge bags of food from the grocery store or pet store, even though you save money on them. Remember the last time you had to run out at some crazy hour, or even worse, feed them suppers' leftovers?
(Quick changes in diet and people food makes their tummies hurt!)
Now we get it coming and going! Sgt. Bowser proudly announces his new Dog and Cat food delivery services. With our food delivery service you'll always have chow for Fido and Tabby.

Sgt. Bowser also announces:
"Bowser's Barefoot Brigade" dog walking service.
That's right, now Sgt. Bowser will walk your fidgety friend while you're at work, call 860-983-7641 for more information.

Bowsers Bomb Banishers * P.O. Box 4122 * Bristol * CT * USA * 06010 Phone: (860) 983-7641

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